This is a very important post about shoulders
I could not live with myself if I didn’t reblog this
#’cas get out of bed or i’ll push you out’ #’cas come shower with me you stink and i want to suck your dick’ #’cas come on it’s 11 fucking 30 in the morning’#’cas sam made french toast i’m going to eat yours if you don’t get your lazy ass out here’ #’cas goddammit it’s 1 in the goddamn afternoon you can’t stay there forever’ #’no i’m not bringing you lunch i’m not enabling you’ #’ok cas move over sam went on a supply run and it’s time for little cas to at least get some exercise today’ (via divachester)
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009